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  • permalinkMENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

    Justin DeCastro

    Posted on: Tue, Apr 29 2008 7:48 PM

    MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU


    > Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

    > Please select from the following options menu:

    > If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1, 200 times, then, start over.
    .
    > If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

    > If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

    > If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay
    > on the line so we can trace your call. Stay away from the window.

    > If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded
    > to the Mother Ship.

    > If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and "that little voice"
    > will tell you which number to press.

    > If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
    > press, nothing will make you happy anyway. Or, press them all.

    > If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or
    > before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

    > If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
    > short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
    > press 9.

    > If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, our operators are way
    > too busy to talk with you.

    > If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the
    > fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. Maybe.


    > This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do
    > your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show
    > you care.

    > Well, my job is done ..Your turn, now.............
    JUSTIN DeCASTRO
    Live & Let Live! Love & Let Love!
    Religion, for those who fear hell.
    Spirituality, for those who've been there and back.
  • permalinkRe: MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

    Becky

    Posted on: Wed, Apr 30 2008 12:06 AM

    Sorry, I don't find this post funny. Making fun of people with mental illness is not funny at all.

     

    Always laugh when you can. It's cheaper than medicine.....
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  • permalinkRe: MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

    ShimasChild

    Posted on: Wed, Apr 30 2008 12:12 AM

    Becky:

    Sorry, I don't find this post funny. Making fun of people with mental illness is not funny at all.

     

     

    Ditto.

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    Sarah1999167

    Posted on: Wed, Apr 30 2008 12:21 AM

    Paradise

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    Lieslmcq

    Posted on: Wed, Apr 30 2008 1:30 AM

    This is an interesting topic! I've been wondering what makes some humor ok and other humor offensive. I'm OCD and not offended by this joke, but I also don't think it's all that funny. I wonder, though... if Justin has mental health issues, would this joke be ok for him to tell? I mean, is it ok for Chris Rock to tell black jokes? It's curious, isn't it?

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    DSB

    Posted on: Wed, Apr 30 2008 1:54 AM

     On a personal level I can see it on is it cool or funny well nope it is well bad taste. I may not be ablle to relate with people with mentl health issues but theyare just as real to them as my own physical things. So the questions is what is going to be done about this one? People do push the limits and sometimes out here they thing all of us are their personal friends and have the inside humor. To be frank mmy own post is in mods hands right now over what we all have in common the question is as mods debate it and pretty soon there will not be a place to debate it. This is in bad taste and should frankly not be on the main page. But what do I know you mods think you know what too look for and debate. Knows I have been offended many times here by kids this post is like an ack ack ack.

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    bonnie

    Posted on: Wed, Apr 30 2008 9:57 AM

    As a mental health disability advocate, I find this "joke" to be just as funny as the "redneck" jokes posted here, and even the great cartoon recently posted.  All this busines of laughing at ourselves; well, to me, that is what this is:  laughing at our own frailties.  I am certainly not a "kid," and I think it is hysterical.  So do several people with mental health disabilities that I emailed it to.

    Every minute we are angry [sad, depressed, etc.]
    Is sixty seconds we are not Happy.
    Emerson
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    TriDog

    Posted on: Wed, Apr 30 2008 10:42 AM

    I found the joke funny.   It was a joke.  No harm, no foul. We're not made of tissue paper people. It is okay to laugh at ourselves. 

     

    At what point did our country become full of people that are so sensitive that simple words hurt us to the core.   I understand not finding it funny or even dis-tasteful.  If you did, your response should be "Geesh, whatand idiot" and just ignore it.

     

     

    "If you can't fly, then run. If you can't run, then walk. If you can't walk, then crawl, but you must keep moving forward." - Martin Luther King Jr