These jokes were emailed to me. This post is for everyone who's ever had a ridiculous argument with their partner. Live, love, laugh it off in the morning!
Understanding Women (as told by a man)
I know I'm not going to understand
women.
I'll never understand how you
can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider .
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at
5:00
AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Pushing Buttons
A husband read an article
to his wife about how many words women use in a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason
has to be because we have to repeat everything to men."
The husband then turned
to his wife with a great, big smirk and slyly asked, "What, dear?"
Division of Chores
A man and his wife were having an argument
about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife says, "You should do it, because
you get up first,and then we don't have to wait as long to
get our coffee."
The husband says, " You are in
charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job,
and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it,
and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should make the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that. Show me."
So she fetches the Bible, and opens the
New Testament
and, sure enough, right at the top of several pages, it says, "HEBREWS!"
Photo by Steve Wampler.
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