Saydrah
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What Happens When You Order a Cosmopolitan in a Bar in Western Australia

Posted: 6/8/2009 at 03:14 PM

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 Receipt for a

 

I hope the customer took his ribbing in good humor and tipped the bartender well.

 

Want to see another funny receipt? This one was actually given to me at a burger joint-- I think they're a little too honest.

 

More humor?

 

Photo source: Emailed to me by a friend who tends bar in Perth, WA. If this is your receipt, speak up! What did you really order?

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  • danmeek wrote on Jun 8, 2009 at 6:26 PM
    It's a pub, not a bar. We don't tip in Australia. And why does the author assume the customer was male?
  • Saydrah wrote on Jun 8, 2009 at 7:08 PM
    Danmeek, I assumed the customer was male because I've never heard a woman called a poofter. But I'm not an Aussie. Is the insult gender-neutral?
  • Matthew wrote on Jun 9, 2009 at 3:38 AM
    HAHAHA! It's funny because gays like "girly drinks". Good humor, indeed!
  • afo49guy wrote on Jun 15, 2009 at 10:33 AM
    Not fluent in Aussie -whazza poofter? Prolly not complimentary, bur just how insulting is it? Cosmopolitan sounds like a gooey umbrella drink for ladies, but why put a lady down for ordering one?
  • Mshores wrote on Jun 15, 2009 at 2:00 PM
    There are many places in teh Keys where that is the common name for those drinks too. The more PC name is Boat Drinks but the locals never have to be that polite in some bars.
  • Brendan wrote on Aug 25, 2009 at 7:52 AM
    Hi As a gay man who has been fighting discrimination for many years, to find that on a receipt in the 21st century is offensive. What if the customer was actually gay, should he still have tipped the bartender because it was in 'good humour'? If the receipt had said 'retard drink' would it still be funny? Probably not and it wouldn't make me laugh. I know I'm being heavy, but you are obviously doing what you can to fight the negative stereotypes about people with a disability. Please don't add to my people's pain. In good cheer. Brendan