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50 Funniest Road Signs Around the World

Posted: 8/8/2008 at 02:44 PM

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 1. But absolutely no Shiting in Lu.

Road sign that says Shiting - Lu, with arrows pointing opposite directions

Photo by Axoplasm

 

 2. It's a Baptist Emergency! Hurry:

Sign saying

Photo by Duluoz Cats

 

3. Dyslexic sign:

Sign says

Photo by Andryone

 

4. No kidding:

Unnecessary Sign says

Photo by GothicNexus

 

5. Good advice for some construction equipment; bad advice for... well, you know:

Sign says

Photo by simmogl

 

6. Virgin pelicans cross 500 yards ahead:

Sign says

Photo by tgigreeny

 

7. Turn where now?:

Sign says

Photo by StevenM_61

 

8. Misanthropic sign:

Sign says

Photo by wolfcat_aus

 

9. I was just driving along, and suddenly, this road jumped out in front of me:

Sign says

Photo by celebdu

 

10. To just cuddle road for a while, make a left:

Sign says

Photo by mcsd888

 

11. The trouble with Mapquest:

Sign says

Photo by Christopher Bailey

 

12. Darn, I was planning to drive my car:

Sign says

Photo by Omad

 

13. Frequent construction in area:

Sign in foreground says

Photo by photooptik

 

14. Caution-- yield to illegal immigrants:

Sign says

Photo by lynnftw

 

15. Do not enjoy cows on wheels:

Sign by cliff:

Photo by Richdrogpa

 

16. Caution, brassieres may fall on heads of walking men:

Top sign is of two bumps, looking suspiciously like a brassiere. Bottom sign shows a man walking.

Photo by potterianer

 

17. Where Wiley Coyote gets all those sledgehammers and sticks of dynamite:

Sign says

Photo by microserf

 

18. Well, your mother-in-law may not be very nice, but you needn't be quite so rude about it:

Sign points left for

Photo by mightyupsetter

 

19. Important traffic safety notice:

Sign says

Photo by noii

 

20. Caution, you are driving into the Eye of Sauron:

Sign shows a road leading up to a giant eyeball

Photo by loneprimate

 

21. ...And signs not quality controlled:

Sign says

Photo by rileyroxx

 

22. What, no piano accompaniment?:

Sign says

Photo by xipe_totec39

 

23. Yield to people dancing to the road sings:

Yield signs with synchronized dancing/leaping couple

Photo by sega10028

 

24. Think they get many orders for signs like this?:

Sign says

Photo by rivers of babylon

 

25. Caution, aliens landed 1.5 km ahead:

Photo shows a strange picture of what appears to be an astronaut falling off a motorcycle

Photo by lanchutt

 

26. The other road sings, but this one doesn't know the words:

Sign says

Photo by idma

 

27. This must be Sesame Street:

Digital sign says the entire alphabet and some symbols

Photo by myJon

 

28. Absolutely no cars permitted on this road:

Sign has a crossed out picture of a car

Photo by notthetupolev

 

29. Spread legs, slide down until you hit skateboard ramp?:

Sign has a picture of two crooked lines going along two straight lines that then curve up, then a picture of a wedge. Huh?

Photo by nafmo

 

30. Blunt Sign:

Blunt sign says

Photo by newhaircut

 

31. Caution, telekinetic cyclops snowflakes may reduce traction:

Sign shows a car sliding on a slippery road above a snowflake with an eye in the center

Photo by nchenga

 

32. Absolutely no burning of unwanted cars on this road:

Sign has a picture of a car on fire crossed out.

Photo by richbeechina

 

33. As far as I can tell, this sign advises against groping geriatrics:

Sign says

Photo by richdrogpa

 

34. Do not overturn pawns in road:

Sign shows what appears to be chess pawn, with a red line across it

Photo by potterianer

 

35. Is it sad because it's bent?:

Bent sign with a sad face

Photo by artnow314

 

36. In my country, the police just put tacks in the road during car chases:

Sign says

Photo by artysmokes

 

37. What if you needless road?:

Sign says

Photo by beelzebozo

 

38. Caution, adult men convincing little girls to leave their bicycles behind and come for a walk:

sign shows a man walking holding a little girl's hand above a bicycle

Photo by bods

 

39. End of continent. Ocean ahead:

Sign shows car driving off a rectangle into water

Photo by fdecomite

 

40. Yield to men with flamboyant umbrellas:

Sign shows a man with a rainbow umbrella

Photo by Charlie Harvey

 

41. Caution, Vice President Cheney in area:

Sign shows a main aiming a rifle, crossed out

Photo by bondseye

 

42. Extremely literal sign:

Sign shows one car tossing up rocks through another car's window

Photo by ErikSchmidt

 

43. As opposed to....?:

Sign says

Photo by herzogbr

 

44. Yield to simultaneous suicides:

Photo shows people falling off a cliff

Photo by tukanuk

 

45. At that point, I think it becomes no longer a bike trail:

Sign says

Photo by wiredwitch

 

46. Respect life; if you run someone over, have the decency to clean it up:

Sign says

Photo by Perla

 

47. Good reasoning:

Sign says

Photo by amayu

 

48. Yield to small robots with televisions for faces:

Sign shows a odd caricature, maybe a small robot with a television for a head?

Photo by treefell

 

49. Caution: Men driving enormous nails into own foreheads:

Sign shows a man with a cross for an arm (maybe holding binoculars?) and a smaller male figure

Photo by tigerweet

 

50. Difficult choice:

Photo says cherry (pointing back) and beaver (pointing left)

Photo by triplemaximus

 

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  • Stacey wrote on Aug 8, 2008 at 9:41 PM
    very funny, thanks !!
  • pambe2 wrote on Aug 8, 2008 at 10:43 PM
    Well done! Really funny stuff! Thanks. pambe
  • Jason wrote on Aug 9, 2008 at 7:56 PM
    ............. GAY
  • aaaa wrote on Aug 10, 2008 at 1:30 AM
    thanks for coming out of the closet Jason. good luck with your new lifestyle.
  • Pat wrote on Aug 10, 2008 at 8:45 PM
    On I-75 in Michigan, exit 69 is Big Beaver Rd.
  • buck59 wrote on Aug 14, 2008 at 1:25 PM
    great signs!!!
  • tenfingers35 wrote on Aug 14, 2008 at 4:01 PM
    What ever happened to thke "Burma Shave Signs"??
  • Donald Mc wrote on Aug 16, 2008 at 3:35 PM
    Realy funney set of photos best Ive seen in a long time well done, Im from the United Kingdom so realy liked the ones that were taken in England.
  • tobi guy wrote on Sep 15, 2008 at 9:53 PM
    i loved the signs
  • Melodie wrote on Sep 19, 2008 at 3:58 AM
    you can tell that some of these are photoshopped....