1. But absolutely no Shiting in Lu.

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2. It's a Baptist Emergency! Hurry:

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3. Dyslexic sign:

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4. No kidding:

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5. Good advice for some construction equipment; bad advice for... well, you know:

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6. Virgin pelicans cross 500 yards ahead:

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7. Turn where now?:

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8. Misanthropic sign:

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9. I was just driving along, and suddenly, this road jumped out in front of me:

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10. To just cuddle road for a while, make a left:

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11. The trouble with Mapquest:

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12. Darn, I was planning to drive my car:

Photo by Omad
13. Frequent construction in area:

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14. Caution-- yield to illegal immigrants:

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15. Do not enjoy cows on wheels:

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16. Caution, brassieres may fall on heads of walking men:

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17. Where Wiley Coyote gets all those sledgehammers and sticks of dynamite:

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18. Well, your mother-in-law may not be very nice, but you needn't be quite so rude about it:

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19. Important traffic safety notice:

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20. Caution, you are driving into the Eye of Sauron:

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21. ...And signs not quality controlled:

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22. What, no piano accompaniment?:

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23. Yield to people dancing to the road sings:

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24. Think they get many orders for signs like this?:

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25. Caution, aliens landed 1.5 km ahead:

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26. The other road sings, but this one doesn't know the words:

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27. This must be Sesame Street:

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28. Absolutely no cars permitted on this road:

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29. Spread legs, slide down until you hit skateboard ramp?:

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30. Blunt Sign:

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31. Caution, telekinetic cyclops snowflakes may reduce traction:

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32. Absolutely no burning of unwanted cars on this road:

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33. As far as I can tell, this sign advises against groping geriatrics:

Photo by richdrogpa
34. Do not overturn pawns in road:

Photo by potterianer
35. Is it sad because it's bent?:

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36. In my country, the police just put tacks in the road during car chases:

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37. What if you needless road?:

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38. Caution, adult men convincing little girls to leave their bicycles behind and come for a walk:

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39. End of continent. Ocean ahead:

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40. Yield to men with flamboyant umbrellas:

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41. Caution, Vice President Cheney in area:

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42. Extremely literal sign:

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43. As opposed to....?:

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44. Yield to simultaneous suicides:

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45. At that point, I think it becomes no longer a bike trail:

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46. Respect life; if you run someone over, have the decency to clean it up:

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47. Good reasoning:

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48. Yield to small robots with televisions for faces:

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49. Caution: Men driving enormous nails into own foreheads:

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50. Difficult choice:

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