Saydrah
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The next time your boss tells you to give 110%, use this mathematical formula.

Posted: 6/12/2008 at 04:05 PM

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give 110%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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  • DavidZ wrote on Jun 12, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    This made me laugh.  I never knew numerology could be such an exact science.


  • rationalpsychic wrote on Jun 13, 2008 at 1:14 AM

    Quite funny.


  • maths geek wrote on Dec 2, 2008 at 12:56 PM
    the numbers would be multiplied as there is no symbol between the numbers eg. H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8*1*18*4*23*15*18*11 8-)
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  • steve wrote on Mar 31, 2009 at 9:45 PM
    hy