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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steamroller?
A flat major.
What do you say to an army officer as you’re about to run him or her over with a steamroller?
Be flat, major.
What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
See flat major.
What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in?
C sharp or B flat.
What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A sharp major.
What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A natural major.
What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
Root position chords.
What note did the pianist leave his wife?
"Gone Chopin (have Lizst), Bach in a Minuet."
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