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&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:trebuchet ms,geneva;"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;These are the words of 30 year-old DJ Gregory, who lives in Savannah, GA and was born with cerebral palsy. Gregory&amp;#39;s parents were told that he would never walk. Neither Gregory or his parents were content with this diagnosis, and after mutiple surgeries and intensive physical therapy, Gregory was able to move from army crawling to a walker to a cane. 

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:trebuchet ms,geneva;"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font style="font-family:trebuchet ms,geneva;" size="3"&gt;Gregory was an avid sports lover growing up, and started playing golf when he was 9. Last year, in 2008, he decided to attempt to walk every hole of every round of every tournament (45 tournaments in 45 weeks). Check out the video below to watch Gregory&amp;#39;s story and see how he fared in his quest. 

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&lt;/object&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=162351" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="golf" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/golf/default.aspx" /><category term="cerebral palsy" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/cerebral-palsy/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>National MS Society (Colorado Chapter) Refresh &amp; Renew Retreat: Registration Deadline May 15th!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/05/05/national-ms-society-colorado-chapter-refresh-amp-renew-retreat-registration-deadline-may-15th.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/05/05/national-ms-society-colorado-chapter-refresh-amp-renew-retreat-registration-deadline-may-15th.aspx</id><published>2009-05-05T22:14:00Z</published><updated>2009-05-05T22:14:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Some of my recent blogs have recounted my experiences with the &lt;a href="http://www.nationalmssociety.org/index.aspx"&gt;National MS Society&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#39;s Denver Walk MS, which took place this past weekend.The Colorado Chapter of the National MS Society also has another big event coming up in October, a retreat called &amp;quot;&lt;a href="http://www.nationalmssociety.org/chapters/COC/programs--services/refresh-renew-balancing-your-life/index.aspx"&gt;Refresh &amp;amp; Renew: Balancing Your Life&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;quot; This retreat is taking place October 10-12, 2009, at the Park Hyatt Beaver Creek Resort up in the mountains. The National MS Society details the retreat as follows:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;The speakers and exhibitors will provide you with the best
information and motivation to overcome obstacles, balance your
nutrition, build a support network, manage stress, get moving and so
much more. Bring a guest to enjoy the weekend and develop a wellness
plan together! Experience a world class chateau-style resort set in our
majestic Rocky Mountains: The Park Hyatt Beaver Creek Resort and Spa.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Your package includes amenities such as a state of the art fitness
center and the Aqua Sanitas pools. Cost for the entire weekend package
is just $265 per person. This cost includes hotel accommodations,
education program, amenities, and meals excluding dinner on October
11th. Spa services are available with a 20% discount!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;A $100 deposit is required for registration by May 15th. Visit the &lt;a href="http://www.nationalmssociety.org/chapters/COC/programs--services/refresh-renew-balancing-your-life/index.aspx"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt; to check out the retreat agenda and register!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=159786" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="colorado" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/colorado/default.aspx" /><category term="multiple sclerosis" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/multiple-sclerosis/default.aspx" /><category term="retreat" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/retreat/default.aspx" /><category term="national ms society" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/national-ms-society/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>Denver Walk MS: May 2, 2009</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/05/04/denver-walk-ms-may-2-2009.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/05/04/denver-walk-ms-may-2-2009.aspx</id><published>2009-05-04T20:48:00Z</published><updated>2009-05-04T20:48:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;I wanted to post a quick wrap-up of the Denver Walk MS this past Saturday and share a couple of pictures from our team! It was supposed to rain on Saturday, but luckily the rain held off and though it was cloudy and a little bit chilly, it wasn&amp;#39;t too bad. Daniel and I arrived at City Park in Denver, where the walk was taking place, at about 8 am. The walk wasn&amp;#39;t until 9 am, but there were already a ton of people there! Plus, because of how much money our team raised last year, we had our own tent! I brought my dog, Bleeker, and there was a &amp;quot;Pooch Place&amp;quot; tent that had water, dog treats, and orange bandanas for the participating dogs. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/16gkfnc.jpg" alt="Picture of my black lab, Bleeker, with his orange bandana on from the Denver Walk MS." align="" border="" width="448" height="604" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;(caption:Bleeker, my black lab mix, with his orange bandana on from the Denver Walk MS)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Our team, Stompin&amp;#39; Out MS, ended up having about 40 people (and a few pooches too!) who walked. It was amazing to have so many friends and family show up for Daniel to support him. What was even more amazing was the amount of money our team managed to raise. The team raised over $9,000 last year, which was impressive enough, but this year we blew that number out of the water and ended up raising over $13,000!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/2nib4e8.jpg" alt="Picture of Daniel&amp;#39;s Denver Walk MS team" align="" border="" width="604" height="453" hspace="" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;(caption: Our Walk MS team, Stompin&amp;#39; Out MS)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Our fundraising was a real accomplishment and it was even better that all of the people that took the time to fundraise also took the time to come out early on a Saturday morning and do the 5k loop around the park. There were people cheering the walkers along all the way, with stations for food, water, and water for the dogs (a very dog friendly event!) At the finish line, members of our team linked arms to walk across together. All in all, it was a very memorable event and an honor to participate in.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/2rzq6wn.jpg" alt="Our Walk MS team crossing the finish line" align="" border="" width="604" height="453" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(caption: Our Walk MS team crossing the finish line)&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=159539" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="multiple sclerosis" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/multiple-sclerosis/default.aspx" /><category term="Denver Walk MS" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/Denver-Walk-MS/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>When Good Intentions Go Awry</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/05/01/when-good-intentions-go-awry.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/05/01/when-good-intentions-go-awry.aspx</id><published>2009-05-01T16:13:00Z</published><updated>2009-05-01T16:13:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;While browsing the news on the Internet this morning, I came across a &lt;a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25412218-1246,00.html"&gt;story&lt;/a&gt; about a planned &amp;quot;Disability Day&amp;quot; at a primary school in Australia. The purpose of the day is to raise awareness about disabilities and to fundraise for a children&amp;#39;s clinic in Bangladesh that repairs cleft lips and palates.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt; Sounds great, right?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Unfortuntely, problems arose with the way that the school administrators decided to celebrate the day. A letter was sent home with children informing them that there would be a costume contest, complete with prizes, for &amp;quot;the best students dressed as a person with a disability&amp;quot; (Moscaritolo). Maria Moscaritolo of &lt;i&gt;South Australia News&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25412218-1246,00.html"&gt;reports&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Principal Barry Niven said the idea had been to raise student awareness of what it is like to
cope daily with a disability but the idea had not been conveyed well in
the newsletter. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The intention of the fundraiser, devised by
the school&amp;#39;s Student Representative Council, had been for students to
come in with a bandaged arm or leg, he explained. He said a new letter
would be sent to parents explaining the idea more clearly. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paralympic
gold medallist Matt Cowdrey said while he was sure the school&amp;#39;s
intentions were good, he didn&amp;#39;t &amp;quot;think this is the best way to raise
attention&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;People with disabilities want to be treated and should be treated no different to anybody else in the community,&amp;quot; he said. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Barry Niven, the school&amp;#39;s headmaster, had wanted to keep the&amp;quot;costume contest&amp;quot; once its meaning was cleared up, but eventually decided to &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/5256511/Outrage-over-Australian-schools-dress-like-a-disabled-person-day.html"&gt;cancel&lt;/a&gt; it due to outrage. Students will wear bright colors and smiley face buttons instead. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;It seems obvious that the school was trying to raise money and awareness with good intentions, but it is also deeply concerning that while trying to raise awareness about disabilities, the administrator&amp;#39;s idea of disability was a bandaged arm or leg. While physical disabilities may be easier to portray, this leaves out the whole gammut of &amp;quot;invisible&amp;quot; disabilities such as Fibromyalgia, TBIs, Autism, and more. Also, I&amp;#39;m personally unsure of how coming to school with with a bandaged arm in order to win a costume contest would help children to better understand disabilities. What are your thoughts?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=158854" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="disabilities" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/disabilities/default.aspx" /><category term="TBI" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/TBI/default.aspx" /><category term="autism" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/autism/default.aspx" /><category term="Australia" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/Australia/default.aspx" /><category term="fibromyalgia" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/fibromyalgia/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>Why I Walk: Denver Walk MS</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/04/17/why-i-walk-denver-ms-walk.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/04/17/why-i-walk-denver-ms-walk.aspx</id><published>2009-04-17T18:27:00Z</published><updated>2009-04-17T18:27:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;First of all, a big kudos and congratulations to Disaboom member Michael Gerber (&lt;a href="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/Michaelbgerber/Default.aspx"&gt;Michaelbgerber&lt;/a&gt;) for raising awareness about MS and the Walk MS. If you haven&amp;#39;t checked out Michael&amp;#39;s recent blogs, &lt;a href="http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR/Walk/CALWalkEvents?pg=team&amp;amp;fr_id=10168&amp;amp;team_id=140969"&gt;his team&lt;/a&gt; for the L.A. Walk MS has raised over $6,000, and &lt;a href="http://www.nbclosangeles.com/health/topics/Living-with-MS.html"&gt;Michael&amp;#39;s story&lt;/a&gt; has been featured in print and in video by KNBC. Walk MS events, run by the &lt;a href="http://www.nationalmssociety.org/index.aspx"&gt;National MS Society&lt;/a&gt;, are currently happening all over the country. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;span id=":1fe"&gt;Each walk is an opportunity for the community
to raise funds that will assist local MSers with support programs as
well as invest money to find a cure&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;.&lt;/font&gt; The Denver Walk MS is happening on May 2nd, and I will be doing the walk as a part of my boyfriend&amp;#39;s team, &lt;a href="http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR?team_id=155157&amp;amp;fr_id=10701&amp;amp;pg=team"&gt;Stompin&amp;#39; Out MS&lt;/a&gt;. We&amp;#39;ve raised over $7,000 to date, an accomplishment I&amp;#39;m really proud of. Daniel was diagnosed with MS in November of 2007. Since this is a cause near and dear to my heart, I wanted to take a moment to share my story too.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
  






&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;It&amp;#39;s funny to think that two years ago I didn&amp;#39;t really know what Multiple Sclerosis was, and even a little over a year ago I was still fuzzy on the specifics of MS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Needless to say, things are a lot different now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I started to learn about MS while working at Disaboom, an interactive website and resource for people with disabilities. This was the first time my eyes were truly opened to all the different disabilities in the world and how many people are affected by a disability in some way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Then, I met Daniel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Daniel and I hit if off from the beginning. He&amp;#39;s an easy-going, fun-loving guy that anyone would be lucky to call their friend. I&amp;#39;m even luckier to be able to call him my boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When I met Daniel in February of 2008, he was already diagnosed with MS. As we got to know each other better and started dating, I learned more and more about MS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Symptoms can include such severe things as blindness, loss of muscle control and memory loss. Fortunately, to date, Daniel&amp;#39;s symptoms have not been this severe. On any given day, he may experience muscle aches, fatigue, tingling, soreness, numbness or cold sensations anywhere on his body. The symptoms appear without warning and can last anywhere from a few hours, to several weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The facts and research can be daunting, and the scariest part about MS is there&amp;#39;s no way to predict what will happen, and there&amp;#39;s no cure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of these facts, Daniel continues to amaze me with his optimism and unwavering dedication to live life to the fullest. He didn&amp;#39;t choose to have MS, but he gets to choose how to deal with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I think we all could use to take a page out of his book.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I walked the Denver Walk MS last year, and I&amp;#39;m walking again this year. The funds raised from this fun event help the Colorado Chapter of the National MS Society provide programs, education and advocacy for the 72,000 Coloradans affected by MS.&amp;nbsp; Funds also support vital research that will bring us closer a world free of MS. &amp;nbsp;In 2008 the&lt;br /&gt;
Colorado Chapter invested $974,000 in research and $3.3 million in programs and services here in Colorado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I choose to walk because I can, with Daniel and for all the people who are affected by MS. I hope that one day we will reach the hour when no one will have to hear the words, &amp;quot;You have MS.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;I know the L.A. Walk MS is this weekend - Michael, good luck to you and your team!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=155672" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="ms walk" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/ms-walk/default.aspx" /><category term="multiple sclerosis" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/multiple-sclerosis/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>"What Defines Me Doesn't Define Me"</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/04/15/quot-what-defines-me-doesn-t-define-me-quot.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2009/04/15/quot-what-defines-me-doesn-t-define-me-quot.aspx</id><published>2009-04-15T18:20:00Z</published><updated>2009-04-15T18:20:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;If you&amp;#39;ve ever heard of or watched the popular NBC show &amp;quot;The Office,&amp;quot; you might know the quirky character Dwight Shrute, played by Rainn Wilson. I also discovered recently that Rainn started a blog with his son, Walter, called &lt;a href="http://www.soulpancake.com/"&gt;SoulPancake&lt;/a&gt;. The motto of the site is &amp;quot;Let&amp;#39;s talk about something real.&amp;quot; Essentially, it encourages readers to ponder over and engage in dialogue about some of life&amp;#39;s tough questions. One of the recent blog posts that I especially liked was &lt;a href="http://www.soulpancake.com/view_post/236762/what-defines-me-doesnt-define-me.html"&gt;&amp;quot;What Defines Me Doesn&amp;#39;t Define Me.&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt; The post encouraged readers to respond to the statement &amp;quot;I am...&amp;quot; Some responded with pictures, others wrote a sentence, (i.e. &amp;quot;I am a dancer&amp;quot;) and others really expanded upon how a single word shouldn&amp;#39;t be able to define their entire existence and identity. For example, commenter MemarieLane replied: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m a mother, and that&amp;#39;s all people see of me. All they care to see. I
love being a mother, but there&amp;#39;s so much more to me as well. People
used to look at me, now their eyes slide around me as I&amp;#39;m disregarded.
&amp;quot;Just another lady with kids, yawn. I&amp;#39;d rather talk to a rock. People
will think I&amp;#39;m crazy either way, but at least the rock won&amp;#39;t babble
about teething or shoe sizes....&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Intrigued by this post and the resulting discussion, I asked the good folks at SoulPancake for permission to extend a continuation of that post here. This is a concept that might especially ring true with Disaboomers who feel that they have been defined (or, that others define them) by their disability. So, let&amp;#39;s hear it! You can reply with a simple &amp;quot;I am...&amp;quot; or go into more detail and what does and doesn&amp;#39;t define you. I&amp;#39;ll start.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;I am a student. In some ways it defines me, as I&amp;#39;ve been in school from nursery school straight to graduate school, without taking any time off. Being a student and the majors I&amp;#39;ve chosen have defined my ideal career path and money stress, as I have student loans to pay back. But it is only a part of me. Life isn&amp;#39;t all about school and work. I have hobbies, interests, passions that have nothing to do with being a student. I don&amp;#39;t need to be a student to be a learner, either - learning is a life-long process regardless of how long you&amp;#39;re in school.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms,geneva;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;(Image: Screen shot of SoulPancake blog post: &amp;quot;What Defines Me Doesn&amp;#39;t DefineMe.&amp;quot;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/2vud1ep.jpg" alt="Screen shot of a blog post from SoulPancake. Man holding up a sign that says, " width="545" align="" border="0" height="308" hspace="5" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=155269" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="self identity" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/self-identity/default.aspx" /><category term="soulpancake" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/soulpancake/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>Pumpkin Party!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/25/pumpkin-rific.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/25/pumpkin-rific.aspx</id><published>2008-09-25T21:20:00Z</published><updated>2008-09-25T21:20:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;With Halloween about a month away and pumpkins already being for sale at the neighborhood farms and grocery stores, here are pictures of some crazy pumpkins/pumpkin carving extravaganzas.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/evilpumpkin.jpg" alt="Pumpkin on fire" width="375" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tiffibunny/"&gt;Tiffibunny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;I&amp;#39;d say this pumpkin is slightly evil...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkinsmasher.jpg" alt="Tinman pumpkin smasher" width="375" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeneyepher/"&gt;Jeneyepher&amp;nbsp; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;quot;It...it wasn&amp;#39;t me. I didn&amp;#39;t do it.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/mandmpumpkins.jpg" alt="M and M pumpkins" width="500" align="" border="" height="375" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/willamettevalley/"&gt;Celine &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Sadly, they don&amp;#39;t taste like M and M&amp;#39;s. :P&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/smileypumpkin.jpg" alt="Smiling pumpkin" width="500" align="" border="" height="369" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/minipixel/"&gt;minipixel &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;He&amp;#39;s pumpkin happy!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/crazypumpkin.jpg" alt="Winking pumpkin" width="500" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;also by minipixel&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Apparently, he&amp;#39;s winking? The combination of carving techniques is really cool, though!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkininhand.jpg" alt="Pumpkin in hand, in pot on stove" width="344" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pacifist/"&gt;(c)pacifist &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Rawr! Mini pumpkin of doom!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkinpi.jpg" alt="Pumpkin pi" width="500" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jpstanley/"&gt;jpstanley &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Pumpkin Pi, anyone?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkinpatch.jpg" alt="Pumpkin patch" width="500" align="" border="" height="357" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zizzy/"&gt;zizzybaloobah &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Awesome pumpkin patch.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/darthvaderpumpkin.jpg" alt="Darth Vader pumpkin" width="335" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/custompapertoys/"&gt;Custom Paper Toys &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;quot;Luuuuuke...&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/frogpumpkins.jpg" alt="Frog pumpkins" width="500" align="" border="" height="375" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/rupertpumpkin/"&gt;Rupert Pumpkin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;They look like frogs to me.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/weddingpumpkins.jpg" alt="Wedding pumpkins" width="500" align="" border="" height="292" hspace="" /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/engineermike/"&gt;Red Wing Fan Mike&amp;nbsp; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;These are wedding pumpkins. Can&amp;#39;t say I&amp;#39;ve ever seen anything like it!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkinofpumpkins.jpg" alt="Giant pumpkin made of pumpkins" width="500" align="" border="" height="334" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pkeleher/"&gt;Paul Keleher &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;A pumpkin made out of pumpkins!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeneyepher/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkinface.jpg" alt="Pumpkin face" width="500" align="" border="" height="492" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kathyseguingreen/"&gt;klg1309 &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;I&amp;#39;m more a fan of the regular pumpkin carving, but I have to say this does look cool and definitely takes some skill.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/uhohpumpkin.jpg" alt="Sick pumpkin; nervous pumpkin" width="500" align="" border="" height="375" hspace="" /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vanadiumo/"&gt;mr_o &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;quot;Awwww, man, I told you not to eat that last piece of pie...&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkincemetery.jpg" alt="Pumpkin cemetery" width="500" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lesleysilvia/"&gt;Girla Obscura &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;A pumpkin cemetery!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/seaofpumpkins.jpg" alt="Lots of pumpkins" width="500" align="" border="" height="331" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vikasanand/"&gt;&amp;nbsp;iceburns&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;This is a picture of the Guinness World Record for the maximum number of carved pumpkins in a single space!From Boston Commons. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/mmmmcandycorn.jpg" alt="Pumpkin eyeing a dish of candy corn" width="500" align="" border="" height="423" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tamelyn/"&gt;tamelyn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;quot;Mmmmm, candycorn...&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/puppyvspumpkin.jpg" alt="Puppy vs. pumpkin" width="375" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kkfryer/"&gt;kkfryer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Tiny puppy, meet equally tiny pumpkin.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/yummy.jpg" alt="One pumpkin eats another" width="375" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/uglyagnes/"&gt;&amp;nbsp;uglyagnes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;quot;I crush you!&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/pumpkins/pumpkincarver.jpg" alt="Squirrel eating a pumpkin" width="500" align="" border="" height="333" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/abaesel/"&gt;&amp;nbsp;abaesel&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;This squirrel is taking pumpkin carving to a whole new level.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=106550" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="humor" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/humor/default.aspx" /><category term="halloween" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/halloween/default.aspx" /><category term="fall" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/fall/default.aspx" /><category term="pumpkins" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/pumpkins/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>Are You Kidding Me? Real Call Center Calls.</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/18/are-you-kidding-me-real-call-center-calls.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/18/are-you-kidding-me-real-call-center-calls.aspx</id><published>2008-09-18T20:53:00Z</published><updated>2008-09-18T20:53:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can&amp;#39;t get through; can you help?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Where did you get that number, sir?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s on the door of your business.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Sir, those are the hours that we are open.&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m sorry, sir, I don&amp;#39;t understand who you are talking about.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Does the product name give you a clue?&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
&amp;quot;If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Directory Enquiries
Caller: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;d like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m sorry, there&amp;#39;s no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the &amp;#39;B&amp;#39; fell off.&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Woven? Are you sure?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Yes. That&amp;#39;s what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland &amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
&amp;quot;I haven&amp;#39;t got a pen, so I&amp;#39;m steaming up the window to write the number on.&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Tech Support: &amp;quot;I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;OK.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Tech Support: &amp;quot;Did you get a pop-up menu?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Tech Support: &amp;quot;OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Tech Support: &amp;quot;OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;Sure. You told me to write &amp;#39;click&amp;#39; and I wrote &amp;#39;click&amp;#39;.&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Tech Support: &amp;quot;OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the &amp;#39;OK&amp;#39; button displayed?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;Wow! How can you see my screen from there?&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?&amp;quot;

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;---&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Yes, well, I&amp;#39;m having trouble with WordPerfect.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;What sort of trouble??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Went away?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;They disappeared.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Nothing.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Nothing??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s blank; it won&amp;#39;t accept anything when I type.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;How do I tell?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Can you see the &amp;#39;C: prompt&amp;#39; on the screen??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;What&amp;#39;s a sea-prompt?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;There isn&amp;#39;t any cursor; I told you, it won&amp;#39;t accept anything I type.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Does your monitor have a power indicator??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;What&amp;#39;s a monitor?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it&amp;#39;s on??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t know.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Yes, I think so.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it&amp;#39;s plugged into the wall.
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Yes, it is.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;
Operator: &amp;quot;Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Okay, here it is.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Follow it for me, and tell me if it&amp;#39;s plugged securely into the back of your computer.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;I can&amp;#39;t reach.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;OK. Well, can you see if it is??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Well, it&amp;#39;s not because I don&amp;#39;t have the right angle -- it&amp;#39;s because it&amp;#39;s dark.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Dark??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Well, turn on the office light then.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;I can&amp;#39;t.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;No? Why not??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Because there&amp;#39;s a power failure.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we&amp;#39;ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Really? Is it that bad?&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Yes, I&amp;#39;m afraid it is.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Caller: &amp;quot;Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Operator: &amp;quot;Tell them you&amp;#39;re too stupid to own a computer!!!&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;From the Internet&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=104621" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="humor" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/humor/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>5 Tips for a Stress-Free Work Day </title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/17/5-tips-for-a-stress-free-work-day.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/17/5-tips-for-a-stress-free-work-day.aspx</id><published>2008-09-17T17:08:00Z</published><updated>2008-09-17T17:08:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Need a little break from the stresses of the typical work day? Here are some tips to &amp;quot;help&amp;quot; you out (all in good fun, of course). :) &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
1)	&lt;b&gt;Accident-Free Commute to Work:&lt;/b&gt; One of the toughest parts of the day can be the commute to work, especially if you’re making your way to the office via a crowded highway full of people all trying to get to their desks on-time as well. A solution for a more peaceful and accident-free drive? This handy little “Drivemocion” lets other drivers know how you’re feeling. Thank them for letting you into a lane, say sorry if you stop short, flash someone a smiley face – it’s all good! You’ll be happier, and so will the drivers around you…In theory. Just try not to abuse your newfound power. “Well, I know I ran that red light, but my car winked at you as I cut you off, so I think that solves everything.”
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/friday%20signs/drivemocion.jpg" alt="drivemocion" width="616" align="" border="" height="334" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.au-my.com/product.aspx?lang=English&amp;amp;product_id=1"&gt;source &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;2)	&lt;b&gt;Clean Work Space:&lt;/b&gt; We all know it’s hard to get anything done with a cluttered and messy workspace, so to help alleviate that issue, pull out your handy dandy mini-vacuum. It plugs right into your USB port, and is perfect for sucking up various crumbs and dust that has accumulated at your desk throughout the day. With a tidier desk, you’ll feel more relaxed and ready to tackle the day’s work!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/friday%20signs/usbvacuum.jpg" alt="USB vacuum" width="350" align="" border="" height="350" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/topic/weird-gadgets/"&gt;source &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
3)	&lt;b&gt;Mmmm, Lunch:&lt;/b&gt; An important part of a productive day is eating a healthy lunch. If you brown bag it, one of the perils of working in an office can be putting your lunch in the office fridge…only to have someone else who didn’t bring their lunch (or who thinks your lunch looks much more appetizing than their’s) stealthily steal it out of the fridge. The solution? Putting your delicious sandwich in a baggie with “mold” on it – after all, who wants to eat a moldy sandwich? You and your stomach are set. 
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/friday%20signs/antitheftlunchbag.png" alt="Fake mold sandwich bag" width="494" align="" border="" height="240" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lifehacker.com/5050046/anti+theft-lunch-bag-deters-sandwich-thieves"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;4)	&lt;b&gt;Well-rested:&lt;/b&gt; Another essential part of productivity is being well-rested. Unfortunately, due to the chaos of everyday life, a good night’s rest isn’t always in the cards. So, here’s what you do: Take a quick 15 minute catnap to re-energize under your desk! To this, you might complain about the floor being too hard or uncomfortable. Not the case when you whip out your wearable sleeping bag! Now you’re good to go. 
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/friday%20signs/wearablesleepingbag.jpg" alt="Wearable sleeping bag" width="390" align="" border="" height="300" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-office-gadgets"&gt;source &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;5)	&lt;b&gt;Easy Button to the Rescue:&lt;/b&gt; With the four tips listed above, you’ve been having a stress-free day until 4 p.m. rolls around and suddenly you’re swamped with work. No worries – pull out your easy button, you have it for a reason. Just give it a quick punch and you’ll be saying “That was easy!” in no time. After all, the buttons work just like they do in the Staples commercials…Right?
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/friday%20signs/easybutton.jpg" alt="Staples easy button" width="180" align="" border="" height="180" hspace="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/p1_Easy-Button_130700_Business_Supplies_10051_SEARCH"&gt;source &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=104253" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="humor" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/humor/default.aspx" /><category term="work" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/work/default.aspx" /><category term="5 tips" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/5-tips/default.aspx" /><category term="stress-free" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/stress-free/default.aspx" /><category term="stress" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/stress/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>If Dogs Could Read...</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/12/if-dogs-could-read.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/12/if-dogs-could-read.aspx</id><published>2008-09-12T23:06:00Z</published><updated>2008-09-12T23:06:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;This is the first time I&amp;#39;ve seen a sign with a message to the pet as well as the owner, so I had to share. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/misc/attentiondogs.jpg" alt="dog sign" width="332" align="" border="" height="500" hspace="" /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jtkauderer/"&gt;jtkauderer &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=103003" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="humor" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/humor/default.aspx" /><category term="photo" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/photo/default.aspx" /><category term="dogs" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/dogs/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>Friday Video Fun: The Coolest Squirrel Ever. </title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/05/friday-video-fun-the-coolest-squirrel-ever.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/09/05/friday-video-fun-the-coolest-squirrel-ever.aspx</id><published>2008-09-05T19:33:00Z</published><updated>2008-09-05T19:33:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;This squirrel is awesome. Enough said. :)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rr6BIUjxJfw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rr6BIUjxJfw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=101199" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="humor" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/humor/default.aspx" /><category term="funny" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/funny/default.aspx" /><category term="video" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/video/default.aspx" /><category term="squirrel" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/squirrel/default.aspx" /><category term="baseball" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/baseball/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>First-Ever Multiplatform Broadcast of the Paralympics in the U.S. </title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/29/first-ever-multiplatform-broadcast-of-the-paralympics-in-the-u-s.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/29/first-ever-multiplatform-broadcast-of-the-paralympics-in-the-u-s.aspx</id><published>2008-08-29T22:45:00Z</published><updated>2008-08-29T22:45:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Good news, Disaboomers! Turns out the Paralympics *will* have some U.S. television coverage this year, for the first time ever. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Most of the TV coverage will take place a month after the actual games themselves, and on the Universal Sports channel (does anyone even know what channel this is?)...but hopefully it is a step in the right direction. Susan Katz reports on the U.S. Olympic Team &lt;a href="http://www.usolympicteam.com/news/article/6562"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;U.S. Paralympics, a division of the U.S.
Olympic Committee, is pleased to announce that Universal Sports, a
multiplatform destination for amateur sports programming, will provide
the first-ever multiplatform broadcast coverage of the Beijing 2008
Paralympic Games, presented by GE in the United States.&amp;nbsp; Daily video
highlights will also be webcast on the official site of the U.S.
Paralympic Team, &lt;a href="http://www.usparalympics.org/" target="_blank"&gt;usparalympics.org&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;The groundbreaking broadcast will premiere on Sept. 6, on &lt;a href="http://www.universalsports.com/" target="_blank"&gt;UniversalSports.com&lt;/a&gt; and Oct. 8, on Universal Sports TV, followed by a special presentation of the events on NBC, Oct. 18.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;The Hollywood Reporter also &lt;a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/technology/news/e3ib06feef71f62cc1701ffd91269e4cce3"&gt;details&lt;/a&gt; the coverage:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;The Paralympic Games will be available in the U.S. starting on
Sept. 6 on Universalsports.com and run through Sept. 17 with daily
live and delayed highlight shows. Daily video highlights will also
be available at the official site of the U.S. Paralympic Team,
www.USParalympics.org.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Universal Sports TV will begin coverage on Oct. 8. TV coverage will
consist of three-hour segments. NBC will televise a special
presentation of the events on Oct. 18. Additionally, the U.S.
Olympic Network will re-air portions of the 2008 Paralympics at the
beginning of 2009.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Live web coverage during the games will also be available on &lt;a href="http://www.paralympicsport.tv/"&gt;Paralympic Sport TV&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Thoughts?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=99062" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="paralympics" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/paralympics/default.aspx" /><category term="sports" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/sports/default.aspx" /><category term="web" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/web/default.aspx" /><category term="TV" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/TV/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>The Numbers Speak for Themselves: Disaboom's Latest Survey</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/27/the-numbers-speak-for-themselves-disaboom-s-latest-survey.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/27/the-numbers-speak-for-themselves-disaboom-s-latest-survey.aspx</id><published>2008-08-27T17:47:00Z</published><updated>2008-08-27T17:47:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;The results of Disaboom&amp;#39;s latest survey are now out. &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/marketwire/0428479.htm"&gt;CNNMoney&lt;/a&gt; reports:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
 &lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;91 percent of people with disabilities think
they receive less attention than other minority groups from the
presidential candidates, according to a poll recently conducted by Disaboom
(OTCBB: DSBO) (&lt;a href="http://www.disaboom.com//"&gt;www.disaboom.com&lt;/a&gt;), the premier online community for people
with disabilities.  With the current conventions and upcoming debates,
people with disabilities are looking to the presidential candidates to
present opinions, insights and solutions about topics that affect them, the
largest minority group in America.
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
A recent Kelton Research study, commissioned by Disaboom, also indicated
that one in four Americans believe that people with disabilities receive
less support from the presidential candidates.
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
&amp;quot;This community is made up of 54 million Americans and can significantly
impact the popular vote.  And still, most members of our community feel
that they receive little attention from the presidential candidates and
from the political system as a whole,&amp;quot; said Dr. Glen House, founder of
Disaboom and a quadriplegic himself.  &amp;quot;Our national research indicates that
our unheard voice is eager to be heard on topics such as healthcare,
accessibility, veterans&amp;#39; issues and unemployment.&amp;quot;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
This announcement follows Disaboom&amp;#39;s recent findings that 57 percent of
people with disabilities support Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential
election.
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;...The Disaboom poll was conducted by disaboom.com using Vizu.com polling
technology between July 31, 2008 and August 22, 2008 using a survey posted
at &lt;a href="http://www.disaboom.com/Community/Organizations/Polls"&gt;http://www.disaboom.com/Community/Organizations/Polls&lt;/a&gt;.  Poll results are
based on the responses of 604 respondents.  Poll technology ensured that
each respondent was limited to voting once.
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Read the full press release &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/marketwire/0428479.htm"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=98157" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="Disaboom" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/Disaboom/default.aspx" /><category term="survey" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/survey/default.aspx" /><category term="politics" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/politics/default.aspx" /><category term="kelton research" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/kelton-research/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>Patient Left in Chair for 22 Hours, Passes Away. </title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/20/patient-left-in-chair-for-22-hours-passes-away.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/20/patient-left-in-chair-for-22-hours-passes-away.aspx</id><published>2008-08-20T18:13:00Z</published><updated>2008-08-20T18:13:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/02/nyregion/02hosp.html"&gt;Back in June&lt;/a&gt;, a patient of a New York mental health facility passed away after being ignored for almost 24 hours. Esmin Elizabeth Green, 49, had been admnitted following a nervous breakdown. Video surveilliance showed Green collapsing after waiting almost a day to be treated. She continued to lay unresponsive on the floor for almost an hour while hospital workers ignored her.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Now, there are reports of a patient of a North Carolina mental health facility passing away after being left in a chair for 22 hours. &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/19/patient.death.ap/index.html"&gt;CNN&lt;/a&gt; reports:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;A mental patient died after workers at a North Carolina hospital
left him in a chair for 22 hours without feeding him or helping him use
the bathroom, said federal officials who have threatened to cut off the
facility&amp;#39;s funding.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt; The state sent a team Tuesday to help Cherry Hospital in Goldsboro draft new procedures to ensure patients receive proper care.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
An investigator&amp;#39;s report released Monday found that 50-year-old Steven
Sabock died in April after he choked on medication and was left sitting
in a chair for close to a day at the facility about 50 miles southeast
of Raleigh. Surveillance video showed hospital staff watching
television and playing cards a few feet away.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt; Federal officials
have threatened to cut off funding because of Sabock&amp;#39;s death and a
report that a physician punched a patient after the teen bit the doctor.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
Department of Health and Human Services spokesman Tom Lawrence said the
state team also may investigate what, if any, disciplinary action
should be taken after Sabock&amp;#39;s death.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt; Lawrence said the Sabock incident is isolated but that officials are concerned.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="3" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;
&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s not the kind of thing that we in our wildest dreams would expect
to happen in our hospitals -- in our wildest nightmares, I guess,&amp;quot;
Lawrence said.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=95527" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="mental health" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/mental-health/default.aspx" /><category term="new york" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/new-york/default.aspx" /><category term="mental health facility" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/mental-health-facility/default.aspx" /><category term="north carolina" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/north-carolina/default.aspx" /></entry><entry><title>Bigfoot = Rubber Gorilla Suit. </title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/19/bigfoot-rubber-gorilla-suit.aspx" /><id>http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/2008/08/19/bigfoot-rubber-gorilla-suit.aspx</id><published>2008-08-20T05:45:00Z</published><updated>2008-08-20T05:45:00Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;Lately in the news, there have been claims (complete with photographic evidence!) of finding Bigfoot in Georgia. Turns out (surprise, surprise), &amp;quot;Bigfoot&amp;quot; was just a frozen rubber gorilla suit. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26298733/?gt1=43001"&gt;AP&lt;/a&gt; reports:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva" size="3"&gt;Matt Whitton, an officer who has been on
medical leave from the Clayton County Police Department, and Rick Dyer,
a former Georgia corrections officer, announced the find in early July
on YouTube videos and a Web site.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="textBodyBlack"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva" size="3"&gt;&lt;span id="byLine"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;quot;Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words,&amp;quot; Whitton said at the time.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="textBodyBlack"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva" size="3"&gt;Phone calls to Whitton and Dyer went unreturned on Tuesday. But the voicemail
recording for their Bigfoot Tip Line — which proclaims they search for
leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster — has been updated and announcing
they&amp;#39;re also in search of &amp;quot;big cats and dinosaurs. If you see any of
those, give us a call.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="textBodyBlack"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva" size="3"&gt;&lt;span id="byLine"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;On Tuesday, Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner said he has not spoken to Whitton but processed paperwork to fire him.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="textBodyBlack"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font face="trebuchet ms,geneva" size="3"&gt;&lt;span id="byLine"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;quot;Once
he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity,&amp;quot;
Turner said. &amp;quot;He has violated the duty of a police officer.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="textBodyBlack"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disaboomlive.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=95386" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>ecrowley</name><uri>http://www.disaboomlive.com/members/ecrowley.aspx</uri></author><category term="in the news" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/in-the-news/default.aspx" /><category term="bigfoot" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/bigfoot/default.aspx" /><category term="georgia" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/georgia/default.aspx" /><category term="rubber gorilla suit" scheme="http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/ecrowley/archive/tags/rubber-gorilla-suit/default.aspx" /></entry></feed>