Found thanks to Craigslist.
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Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead
of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Newfoundland:
Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle:
I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
Change it?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Irish Setter:
Huh?
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
Mastiff:
We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua:
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Pointer:
I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....
Greyhound:
If it isn't moving, who cares?
Australian Cattle Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I Don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...
Hound Dog:
Zzzzzzzzzz...
Cat:
Cats don't change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So how long will it be before I can expect light?
