Top 10 Things a Teenage
Daughter Doesn't Want to Hear from Her Dad:
10. "Let me explain what 'deductible' means on car
insurance."
9. "Your mom's almost ready. Where are we going on our
double date?"
8. "Seems to me last year's prom dress still has some
life in it."
7. "I signed us up for the pairs karaoke contest this
Friday night."
6. "We ate possum toes like popcorn when I was a kid."
5. "Let's get ice cream, my treat! Just let me grab my
jar of coins."
4. "I am proud that you decided to keep the family
unibrow."
3. "You don't need to go shopping after all. I picked
out a purse for you on my way home."
2. "I ran into Bobby at the grocery store. I told him
that you're really hoping he'll ask you to the dance."
1. "By the way, I had to borrow your deodorant
yesterday."
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Found floating around the internet; author unknown.
