Saydrah
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Musical Notes' Night Out

Posted: 11/17/2008 at 04:29 PM

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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
 
 
Found online-- figured any musical Disaboomers would be entertained.
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  • Finetooner wrote on Nov 17, 2008 at 4:44 PM
    Brilliant! Where did you get that? My late Uncle Bill: Dr. William R. Ward to many, was a brilliant composer, pianist, and department chair of music at San Francisco State for many years. He would be on the floor if he could read this! Here's one coming back atcha..... what is brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's final movement.
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  • leblah wrote on Nov 30, 2008 at 10:10 PM
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    To be honest, this was kind of lame, and I'm a classical musician
  • David wrote on Dec 1, 2008 at 7:21 PM
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    You're missing the end. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons,the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar. there you go. The end is pretty much the best part, in my opinion.