Since laughter is truly the best medicine (and cheaper than a battery of tests at the doctor’s office) I though I’d share some of the current political jokes from our late night talk show hosts…
“When they were telling her about the job, within three seconds she said, and I’m not making this up either..”What is it exactly that the VP does every day?” Let me explain it to you, Sarah. They start wars, they enrich their friends, they change the Constitution, and they shoot people in the face. That’s exactly what the vice president does.” –Bill Maher
“She’s not bad looking. She resembles one of those women in the Van Halen video who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden she’s in high heels and a bikini. You know all of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska!” – Jimmy Kimmel
“Not only is she young, they’re saying she’s the prettiest candidate for Vice President since John Edwards.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“There was some breaking news out of Dayton, Ohio where Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, introduced the world to his third wife.” – Jon Stewart
“Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is John McCain’s choice. Here’s what we know about her: her name is Sarah Palin.” – Jay Leno
“Palin and McCain are a good pair. She’s pro-life and he’s clinging to life.” – Jay Leno
“Now obviously Sen. McCain has made an enormous issue over Barack’s lack of experience. It does seem curious that the 72 year old would chose a running mate whose resume appears to be more suited for a Northern Exposure reunion show.” – Jon Stewart
Sometimes in jest, we speak the truth….
