At the toy store today, upon Ethan's request, I bought a set of twin dolls, a boy and a girl dressed in their jammies, blue and pink respectively. He kissed them and carried them proudly. He promply named them Ethan Pinky and Ethan Lewandowski. When we got home, he stripped them and put them in individual ziplock bags.
My industrious son is now, as I write this, deeply engrossed in the weather channel.